If what happens in Vegas stays there, that’s doubly a blessing with Wesley Warren Jr.

The 47-year-old resident was recently profiled in the Las Vegas Review-Journal for soliciting donations to raise $1 million. No, it wasn’t to help a hooker with a heart of gold or to plug a hole in the Hoover Dam. Or, to plug a hole in a hooker with a heart— or any organ — of gold.

It’s to pay for surgery to remove 100 pounds of excess tissue from his scrotum. Yes.  You read that right. Warren’s got ballz to spare.

The pain of lugging it around for the last three years results in his having to rest it on a milk crate, usually atop a pillow. His makeshift pants look like a draw-string version of medieval codpieces.

Warren’s doctors can’t decide what caused his rare condition, which is called scrotal lymphedema, and is a form of elephantiasis. In an effort to combat the condition, treatments have included mega doses of antibiotics and anti-viral medications.

Although it usually manifests in tropical areas, like Africa and Asia, apparently Vegas is a bigger jungle than anyone knows. Warren is suffering from depression to boot.

To add to his embarrassment, he appeared on the Howard Stern show to publicize his problem.  Talk about pain.